The “Big Mouth” creator mockingly took aim at the “coastal justice warriors” behind the “snowflake story” with his spoof bit, titled “Kroll Me A River.”
“You know, when Jaws was gobbling up horny skinny-dippers, we didn’t say, ‘Um, excuse me, time to check your great white privilege!’ We said, ‘Thank you for your service!’ OK?” Kroll joked, in character.
“I can hear the loony liberals now, ‘You’re just perpetuating shark stereotypes — we can’t make other species feel othered!’ Kroll Me A River!” he added.
“This would be a great segment for my ′Gutfeld’ packet, right?” Kroll concluded the bit, referencing Fox News personality Greg Gutfeld’s alleged comedy show on the conservative network.
Elsewhere in his monologue, Kroll swiped at “alleged piece of human shit” Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) for appearing to jump on the Free Britney bandwagon.
“Hey antivaxxers complaining about the CDC’s ‘communist’ policies,” Colbert said. “Why don…